To the Convert:

God is love
Love is God
Hey Catholic wannabe
Be baptised and belong

Doesn’t it hurt?
So sad
Never accepted
As one of them

Brand new catholic
Repents
And confesses
And prays

How sad you were born
Too Anglican.
Try to convert
Never accepted.

Always the sinner
Tries doubly hard
Don’t worry though
Catholic school for the kids.

Eucharist and
Penance
Father smiles
Sycophant

Unlike you, gets
Large donation
Of cash, God’s love
And forgiveness

Still you’re
Too Anglican
But lucky Priest
Gets the holyday.

Majorca on the cards
For Father. So good,
As you pray and hope
You’ll be part of the flock.

For Julia 2.8.06